Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, “morning” sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.
Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn’t conspired against you and there’s still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.
#1
I Made This
Final score:
353points
Carrie de Luka 4 years ago
So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.
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#2
Accurate Depiction
Final score:
349points
Hans 4 years ago
“you look just great, honey!”
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#3
Out Of Reach
Final score:
327points
Hans 4 years ago
Savage, yet effective.
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#4
Last Warning
Final score:
322points
Ntosh 4 years ago
This must have been the most effective birth control method.
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#5
Maternity Photos
Final score:
290points
Hans 4 years ago
I give 10/10.
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#6
Sign You Aren’t Ready
Final score:
288points
Nami Tantrum 4 years ago
or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD
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#7
Not Getting Any Smarter
Final score:
279points
Daria B 4 years ago
This one is poetic.
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#8
I’m Busy!
Final score:
276points
De’leeze(fka moon) 4 years ago
I love her she’s savage
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#9
Regrets
Final score:
274points
OOF 4 years ago
Cat seems fine with it
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#10
It’s Never Ok
Final score:
255points
Kiki 4 years ago
Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman’s mind.
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#11
Enjoying The Perks
Final score:
244points
PandaBear_87 4 years ago
oh to be a panda LoL
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#12
A Bit Too Late Now, Isn’t It?
Final score:
231points
Janet Clarke 4 years ago
It’s not a tumor!
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#13
The Pain
Final score:
227points
Sora Lyra 4 years ago
Why I’m laughing so hard on this?. Lol
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#14
Pregnancy Glow
Final score:
226points
Hans 4 years ago
Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)
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#15
The Greatest Pain
Final score:
211points
Hans 4 years ago
Am I the only one weary of this overcome, sexist stereotype?
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#16
Kate vs. Me
Final score:
200points
frederic eeckman 4 years ago
I’m actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably “invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture”. I’m pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest…
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#17
Maternity Photoshoot
Final score:
191points
Night Owl 4 years ago
He looks fabulous 😀
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#18
Pregnancy Problems
Final score:
188points
Hans 4 years ago
Perpetuum mobile. Just the other way around.
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#19
Safe Foods
Final score:
183points
C.Marrero 4 years ago
That’s one tiny list!
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#20
Third Trimester
Final score:
178points
Mother Mary Helen 4 years ago
Ginger kitty: “You’re crushing my spleen”
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#21
Let Me Sleep
Final score:
159points
Carrie de Luka 4 years ago
Also looks like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
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#22
Parenting Is Easy
Final score:
158points
Alex K 4 years ago
yeah they sleep a lot. ON YOU!
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#23
Striking A Pose
Final score:
153points
Siggy Sig 4 years ago
Stewie?
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#24
Pregnancy Struggles
Final score:
153points
Carrie de Luka 4 years ago
Oh, that IS fabulously cute. Teddy bear!
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#25
Gathering The Strength
Final score:
150points
Cat on a bike 4 years ago
this me after every shower and I’m not even pregnant
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#26
Treacherous Hormones
Final score:
146points
Cat on a bike 4 years ago
pregnancy or not, this is awful
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#27
Hostage Situation
Final score:
143points
Susan Gardner 4 years ago
This is priceless
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#28
Looks Like
Final score:
142points
Mother Mary Helen 4 years ago
I love these doctor/patient memes. Hilarity!
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#29
Double Dare You
Final score:
141points
Hans 4 years ago
Wow…do people really do that? I mean, asking “are you pregnant?” is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.
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#30
Fitness Levels
Final score:
140points
The fat potato… 4 years ago
That’s just me every day…
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#31
Carbon Copy
Final score:
133points
Carrie de Luka 4 years ago
Heh, heh.
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#32
Forbidden Questions
Final score:
132points
GlassOfWater 4 years ago
“I’m eating for two!”
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#33
Better Not
Final score:
130points
PyroarRanger 4 years ago
That’s me every morning
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#34
Baby Brain
Final score:
121points
Hanneke Legerstee 4 years ago
Still doing this, haven’t been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!
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#35
Leftover Cupcakes
Final score:
120points
Hans 4 years ago
Anyone please explain this picture in its original context…
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#36
Always Hungry
Final score:
113points
Gerry Higgins 4 years ago
That’s me and I’m not pregnant
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#37
Easiest Part
Final score:
113points
S Bagci 4 years ago
Yes they do. Its called wine.
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#38
Pregnancy Problems
Final score:
111points
Night Owl 4 years ago
and then I’ll be even more huge 🙁
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#39
That’s Definitely Enough
Final score:
111points
Kjorn 4 years ago
with the same psycho smile
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#40
Pregnancy Struggles
Final score:
99points
your name 4 years ago
Pregnancy or my overactive bladder same feels I assume
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#41
Expectations vs. Reality
Final score:
98points
Kjorn 4 years ago
instagram VS real life
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#42
Detox Glow
Final score:
98points
your name 4 years ago
My sister during her pregnancy “can i just smell the wine?”
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#43
It Lasts Forever
Final score:
95points
Helena R 4 years ago
After having two babies close together in age – being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting
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#44
Pregnancy Hormones
Final score:
91points
Pamela24 4 years ago
I have the same with the period hormones…I’ve learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any “major” relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it’s a different type of thing when you’re pregnant.
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#45
Symptoms Of Labour
Final score:
81points
furious_lover 4 years ago
My mother in a couple of months
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#46
Pregnancy Dilemma
Final score:
75points
Daria B 4 years ago
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It’s the bladder that matters.
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#47
Pregnancy Memes
Final score:
72points
Bekah Jazmine 4 years ago
This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha
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#48
Showing Productivity
Final score:
70points
The Girl on Fire 4 years ago
Well, not true, if you’re pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive…
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#49
It Was No Joke
Final score:
70points
Person2638 4 years ago
Now you’re the fool!
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#50
Pregnancy Weight
