50 Of The Funniest Pregnancy Memes Ever

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Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, “morning” sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.

Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn’t conspired against you and there’s still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.

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I Made This

I Made This

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Carrie de Luka 4 years ago 

So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.

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#2 

Accurate Depiction

Accurate Depiction

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Hans 4 years ago 

“you look just great, honey!”

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#3 

Out Of Reach

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Hans 4 years ago 

Savage, yet effective.

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#4 

Last Warning

Last Warning

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Ntosh 4 years ago 

This must have been the most effective birth control method.

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#5 

Maternity Photos

Maternity Photos

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Hans 4 years ago 

I give 10/10.

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#6 

Sign You Aren’t Ready

Sign You Aren't Ready

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Nami Tantrum 4 years ago 

or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD

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#7 

Not Getting Any Smarter

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Daria B 4 years ago 

This one is poetic.

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I’m Busy!

I'm Busy!

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De’leeze(fka moon) 4 years ago 

I love her she’s savage

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#9 

Regrets

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OOF 4 years ago 

Cat seems fine with it

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#10 

It’s Never Ok

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Kiki 4 years ago 

Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman’s mind.

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Enjoying The Perks

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PandaBear_87 4 years ago 

oh to be a panda LoL

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#12 

A Bit Too Late Now, Isn’t It?

A Bit Too Late Now, Isn't It?

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Janet Clarke 4 years ago 

It’s not a tumor!

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#13 

The Pain

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Sora Lyra 4 years ago 

Why I’m laughing so hard on this?. Lol

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#14 

Pregnancy Glow

Pregnancy Glow

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Hans 4 years ago 

Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)

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The Greatest Pain

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Hans 4 years ago 

Am I the only one weary of this overcome, sexist stereotype?

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Kate vs. Me

Kate vs. Me

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frederic eeckman 4 years ago 

I’m actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably “invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture”. I’m pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest…

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#17 

Maternity Photoshoot

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Night Owl 4 years ago 

He looks fabulous 😀

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Pregnancy Problems

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Hans 4 years ago 

Perpetuum mobile. Just the other way around.

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#19 

Safe Foods

Safe Foods

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C.Marrero 4 years ago 

That’s one tiny list!

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#20 

Third Trimester

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Mother Mary Helen 4 years ago 

Ginger kitty: “You’re crushing my spleen”

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Let Me Sleep

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Carrie de Luka 4 years ago 

Also looks like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

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Parenting Is Easy

Parenting Is Easy

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Alex K 4 years ago 

yeah they sleep a lot. ON YOU!

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#23 

Striking A Pose

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Siggy Sig 4 years ago 

Stewie?

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#24 

Pregnancy Struggles

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Carrie de Luka 4 years ago 

Oh, that IS fabulously cute. Teddy bear!

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#25 

Gathering The Strength

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Cat on a bike 4 years ago 

this me after every shower and I’m not even pregnant

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Treacherous Hormones

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Cat on a bike 4 years ago 

pregnancy or not, this is awful

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#27 

Hostage Situation

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Susan Gardner 4 years ago 

This is priceless

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#28 

Looks Like

Looks Like

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Mother Mary Helen 4 years ago 

I love these doctor/patient memes. Hilarity!

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#29 

Double Dare You

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Hans 4 years ago 

Wow…do people really do that? I mean, asking “are you pregnant?” is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.

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#30 

Fitness Levels

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The fat potato… 4 years ago 

That’s just me every day…

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#31 

Carbon Copy

Carbon Copy

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Carrie de Luka 4 years ago 

Heh, heh.

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#32 

Forbidden Questions

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GlassOfWater 4 years ago 

“I’m eating for two!”

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#33 

Better Not

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PyroarRanger 4 years ago 

That’s me every morning

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#34 

Baby Brain

Baby Brain

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Hanneke Legerstee 4 years ago 

Still doing this, haven’t been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!

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#35 

Leftover Cupcakes

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Hans 4 years ago 

Anyone please explain this picture in its original context…

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#36 

Always Hungry

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Gerry Higgins 4 years ago 

That’s me and I’m not pregnant

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#37 

Easiest Part

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S Bagci 4 years ago 

Yes they do. Its called wine.

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#38 

Pregnancy Problems

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Night Owl 4 years ago 

and then I’ll be even more huge 🙁

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That’s Definitely Enough

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Kjorn 4 years ago 

with the same psycho smile

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#40 

Pregnancy Struggles

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your name 4 years ago 

Pregnancy or my overactive bladder same feels I assume

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#41 

Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs. Reality

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Kjorn 4 years ago 

instagram VS real life

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#42 

Detox Glow

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your name 4 years ago 

My sister during her pregnancy “can i just smell the wine?”

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#43 

It Lasts Forever

It Lasts Forever

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Helena R 4 years ago 

After having two babies close together in age – being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting

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#44 

Pregnancy Hormones

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Pamela24 4 years ago 

I have the same with the period hormones…I’ve learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any “major” relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it’s a different type of thing when you’re pregnant.

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#45 

Symptoms Of Labour

Symptoms Of Labour

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furious_lover 4 years ago 

My mother in a couple of months

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#46 

Pregnancy Dilemma

Pregnancy Dilemma

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Daria B 4 years ago 

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It’s the bladder that matters.

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#47 

Pregnancy Memes

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Bekah Jazmine 4 years ago 

This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha

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#48 

Showing Productivity

Showing Productivity

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The Girl on Fire 4 years ago 

Well, not true, if you’re pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive…

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#49 

It Was No Joke

It Was No Joke

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Person2638 4 years ago 

Now you’re the fool!

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Pregnancy Weight

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