Any Harry Potter fans out there? Well, you’ll just love this!
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious Harry Potter-themed Tumblr posts. From hilarious questions to silly jokes – Harry Potter fans sure can be creative (and funny)! Check out the funny Tumblr posts below and don’t forget to vote for your favorites.
Have your own funny Harry Potter-themed puns? Add them to the list!
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#1
Final score:
254points
Aline Batista 6 years ago
This one actually made me sad :/
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#2
Final score:
253points
Natasha L 6 years ago
The “ten points to Dumbledore” line killed me
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#3
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241points
Natasha L 6 years ago
Always…
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#4
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239points
Speedy_Sloth 6 years ago
Have a biscuit :3
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#5
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237points
Gibberint Dark 6 years ago
Harry Potter and the fuel tank of secrets…!!
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#6
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235points
Aegon VI Targaryen 6 years ago
he really does! 😛
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#7
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226points
| TheArtAddict | 6 years ago
Is it just me who thinks that young Harry Potter looks extremely handsome in this shot?
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#8
laughter-through-the-cloudReport
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225points
Quant 6 years ago
I feel like the whole thing should have been called “Hermione” anyway.
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#9
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224points
Jewel Farmer 6 years ago
Parents of Hogwarts students logic: Because Dumbledore.
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#10
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214points
Aegon VI Targaryen 6 years ago
perfect 😛
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#11
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192points
Jasmine Chen 6 years ago
You know who!
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#12
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177points
Jennifer Lewis 6 years ago
Wound not would.
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#13
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170points
CandyCorn 6 years ago
“La baguette magique de Harry” “HARRY’S MAGIC BAGUETTE” I’M DYING
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#14
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167points
| TheArtAddict | 6 years ago
Me when I’m around my little cousins. LOL!
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#15
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166points
| TheArtAddict | 6 years ago
He’s not even sitting on the broomstick…
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#16
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163points
Andrew S 6 years ago
* Americans (you don’t need the apostrophe).
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#17
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162points
Natasha L 6 years ago
I can feel the sarcasm through my screen. Love it!
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#18
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161points
Rana 6 years ago
Book 8 : What The FU**, I ‘m Voldemort
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#19
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160points
Aegon VI Targaryen 6 years ago
lol castiel’s face though! 😛
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#20
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149points
Sherly Septiani 6 years ago
It’s like cockroach
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#21
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143points
Jennifer Lewis 6 years ago
F’in epic.
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#22
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139points
Jasmine Chen 6 years ago
Yeah fucking the Dursleys is the best present for Harry!
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#23
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134points
Ronja Rövardotter 6 years ago
Lol this one made my day! 😀 Breakfast everywhere, gee 😀
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#24
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132points
Hans 6 years ago
and then, every now and then in the next 20 minutes of the movie “Oh i am a freaking shark, yeh yeh, and I like it”
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#25
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130points
Hans 6 years ago
And then the Eagles come. Oh, wrong movie…
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#26
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129points
Cahit Andaç 6 years ago
well, remus would do it himself :v
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#27
consultingskeletondetectiveReport
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129points
berestowaja 6 years ago
“accidentally” 😉
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#28
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128points
Jasmine Chen 6 years ago
I’ll watch this every day!!!
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#29
Final score:
113points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
Epic!
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#30
Final score:
113points
Hans 6 years ago
Still: 50 points to Gryffindor
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#31
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110points
frank0ys 6 years ago
…Bwahahahahaha! Always!
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#32
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109points
Lord Beerus 6 years ago
But can’t they still use another part of his body like his nails or something
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#33
Final score:
109points
Colby Williams 6 years ago
lol!! That would be so funny!
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#34
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107points
Jasmine Chen 6 years ago
yeah feel like something Hagrid will do……
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#35
Final score:
107points
Teresa Stockroske 6 years ago
MIND…. BLOWN…
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#36
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102points
frank0ys 6 years ago
…Can we got more upvotes for this? Ahahahaha!
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#37
Final score:
101points
Angelle WEBB 6 years ago
Sums it up.
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#38
Final score:
100points
| TheArtAddict | 6 years ago
I HATE HOW THE MOVIE MADE GINNY SEEM SO WEAK! In the movie, Ginny is not useful at all and is basically a fangirl. However, in the actually book, Ginny is actually quite the badass.
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#39
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98points
| TheArtAddict | 6 years ago
BOOK DUMBLEDORE: Harry, did you put you name in the Goblet of Fire. MOVIE DUMBLEDORE: HARRY DID YA PUT YAH NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH!!!??!?!?!!?!??!??!?!?!
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#40
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91points
Aegon VI Targaryen 6 years ago
im harry for sure. atleast in the beginning im like the hell are these words 😛 then im all ron, 😛 like god dammit i must remember something!
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#41
Final score:
91points
Jim Phoenix 6 years ago
Holy shit don’t kiss dat cook 
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#42
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91points
Isis Taylor 6 years ago
Om my God that’d be so great
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#43
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88points
| TheArtAddict | 6 years ago
This GIF just made my day!
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#44
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85points
Aegon VI Targaryen 6 years ago
no its the product of living under the stairs for 10 years
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#45
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84points
Jasmine Chen 6 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#46
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84points
Kat Blak 6 years ago
Cage would just pour water on all the pebbles and find yours after a few minutes
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#47
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83points
Katinka Min 6 years ago
Kjorn, if your penis is this high up you should see a doctor about it.
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#48
Final score:
83points
Kat Blak 6 years ago
Imagine if Fred and George had been Slytherin…
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#49
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80points
Apollo’s Daughter 6 years ago
“Well, Prongs, we really fucked up this time.”
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#50
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78points
Jim Phoenix 6 years ago
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#51
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76points
Savannah Tuttle 6 years ago
Ok so just send 50 million fucking owl letters to your enemy.
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#52
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75points
Xx_LunaSpirit_xX 5 years ago
This is perfect
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#53
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75points
Xx_LunaSpirit_xX 5 years ago
Classic tim
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#54
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74points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
But…Fred
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#55
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74points
Divya Chaturvedi 6 years ago
She didn’t really have crookshanks till the third year though
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#56
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70points
Jasmine Chen 6 years ago
No way!
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#57
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70points
Samantha Neagle 5 years ago
No words for how amazing this is
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#58
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69points
Jasmine Chen 6 years ago
yeah….come to think of that .it is strange………..
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#59
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68points
Zori the degu 6 years ago
Umm… Just go somewhere!
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#60
Final score:
68points
Tiana Vibhakar 6 years ago
this needs to be higher dammit
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#61
Final score:
67points
Apollo’s Daughter 6 years ago
I shouldn’t be laughing at this…. XD
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#62
Final score:
67points
Prescotte Martin 6 years ago
You should see a psychiatrist, sir or madam. I’ll come too.
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#63
Final score:
67points
JeeSoo Kim 6 years ago
My fav xD
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#64
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65points
Tiny Blue Cactus 6 years ago
“Accio this idiot’s son”
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#65
Final score:
65points
Teresa Stockroske 6 years ago
Your Hogwarts Letter will be there soon!
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#66
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62points
MaddySquidCat 7 6 years ago
this… *sniff* this is beautiful
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#67
Final score:
62points
Susanna Vesna 6 years ago
Brilliant! And sad at the same time!
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#68
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60points
Courtney Park 6 years ago
McGonagall sent the letters
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#69
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59points
Katie Jamberri Nails 6 years ago
It’s unlikely that he would have the same handwriting as a student and as a professor.
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#70
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58points
MaddySquidCat 7 6 years ago
*sirius runs in* HE DID WHAT NOW?! James: HE CRASHED A FLYING CAR INTO HOGWARTS AND DIDN’T GET EXPELLED! *Mauraders high five*
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#71
Final score:
58points
Kat Blak 6 years ago
Well, Neville’s luck came to him eventually. Look at him now. He is probably the hottest man alive.
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#72
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55points
Stacey Weaver 6 years ago
This makes me so happy.
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#73
Final score:
54points
Will X Kemp 6 years ago
The name also appears in Shakespeare’s “A Winter’s Tale”, which is possibly where JK got it from? Vaguely remember her saying some such thing in an interview.
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#74
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53points
Isabella DeBenedetto 5 years ago
I love it!!!!!!
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#75
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53points
Angelle WEBB 6 years ago
Don’t get to the firework bit though…
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#76
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52points
Gabrielle B. Marcelo 11 months ago
kat newt shulder you dont are you siriusly gonna argue with the maker of the series
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#77
Final score:
52points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
Time Turner it’s not a spell. Also, if it didn’t happen to begin with, it wouldn’t have happened by going back in time. It’s a conundrum.
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#78
Final score:
52points
Susanna Vesna 6 years ago
I always wondered about their name!
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#79
Final score:
51points
The Alchemist 6 years ago
Imagine if she changed back right then.
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#80
Final score:
51points
Callie 6 years ago
This is life changing
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#81
Final score:
50points
Orion Silvertree 6 years ago
Really smart. Just Kidding Rolling…
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#82
Final score:
50points
Pengicorn 6 years ago
You just got Trolled!
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#83
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48points
Jack Hu 6 years ago
Well, they will need to be able to fly to get out of the tunnel…….
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#84
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48points
Susanna Vesna 6 years ago
Hahahaha! I love these!
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#85
Final score:
47points
MaddySquidCat 7 6 years ago
THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY
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#86
Final score:
47points
Evie Childs 6 years ago
Watching Xfactor whilst reading this, and having it be in perfect sync with the music; Diamonds are a girls best friend!
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#87
Final score:
46points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
“You shouldn’t smoke, so to teach you a lesson, I’m going to make you smoke this entire pack of cigarettes.”
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#88
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46points
Jim Phoenix 5 years ago
WHILE MAKING A SANDWICH FTE
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#89
Final score:
46points
Olivia Miller (Livie) 2 years ago
Me: By i asked reasonalble question The Hat: ………….RAVENCLAW
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#90
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45points
Scribbles 6 years ago
Arthur: *Fangirls*
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#91
Final score:
45points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
Will never stop picturing this.
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#92
Final score:
45points
Susanna Vesna 6 years ago
I just got goosebumps remembering it and imagining myself in his place! That realisation and then dead silence…and then a kick-ass action!
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#93
Final score:
45points
margaret mae roebuck 4 years ago
omg lol, kinda a stretch, but lol.
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#94
Final score:
45points
Miss Agarwal 5 years ago
I really think Ron was the bravest person he ever knew
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#95
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44points
Ruqayah Perez-Nugent 6 years ago
Both
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#96
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43points
rai mei 6 years ago
I don’t think quidditch is played in America. There’d be like protests that like it’s against human rights for children to be hit by bludgers and other safety stuff invented by American moms. I also think there’d be lots of wizard lawyers.
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#97
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42points
Zori the degu 6 years ago
Something like this happened…
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#98
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41points
TrueRavenclaw 4 years ago
oh Thomas Sanders
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#99
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41points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
Can’t talk I’m laughing so hard!
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#100
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40points
Miss Agarwal 5 years ago
*Laughing hard*
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#101
Final score:
40points
TrueRavenclaw 4 years ago
and the candles…
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#102
Final score:
38points
Gabrielle B. Marcelo 11 months ago
no this is harrys son
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#103
Final score:
38points
Jeannette Treusch 6 years ago
That last line……..
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#104
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37points
Partypattinator 6 years ago
Too soon
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#105
Final score:
37points
Iris Berry 6 years ago
I want more of this.
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#106
Final score:
36points
Evelim C 5 years ago
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GARBLARAFAR??
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#107
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36points
Scribbles 6 years ago
DUMBLEDORE: 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
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#108
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35points
Miss Agarwal 5 years ago
*Adds to the list of reasons why Harry was not in Ravenclaw*
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#109
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34points
Ditto 6 years ago
Ha truth.
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#110
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33points
Monkey D. Luffy 6 years ago
Ha ha
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#111
Final score:
33points
Pengicorn 6 years ago
Harry Potter Logic?
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#112
Final score:
31points
MaddySquidCat 7 6 years ago
‘yer a wizard ‘arry’
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#113
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31points
Miss Agarwal 5 years ago
Fair Wood!
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#114
Final score:
31points
MaddySquidCat 7 6 years ago
i would press the button!!!1
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#115
Final score:
31points
Zori the degu 6 years ago
Ha ha ha!
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#116
Final score:
30points
Miss Agarwal 5 years ago
Dumbledore logic…
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#117
Final score:
30points
Layla Wescott 2 years ago
So true
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#118
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29points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
I’ve always wondered if this applied to O.W.L and N.E.W.T students? Do they have to come back the following year and take their tests? Cause I’d be pissed if I was in 7th year and had to come back for tests.
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#119
Final score:
29points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
Aww 🙁 it’s over
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#120
Final score:
26points
Luna Clara 5 years ago
haha totally read that in Ron Swansons voice
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#121
Final score:
26points
Paola Magaña 6 years ago
I just read this to my husband and he started shouting “no”, like stuttering professor Quirrel xD
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#122
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25points
Susanna Vesna 6 years ago
Or while he was stoning at the 3 Broomsticks! Hahahaha!
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#123
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23points
Llamas and Squids 5 years ago
hiss hiss mofos
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#124
Final score:
21points
#125
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21points
Lauren Mitchell 6 years ago
I guess Ilvermorny is in California now?
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